Ah, the age-old question that has been the punchline jokes about lawyers, painters, doctors...
Yesterday, we put this very question to the test in our own household. It all started when we decided on house plans that included a Great Room. Our great room happens to have a second story ceiling. It's beautiful, spacious, and airy. It also includes 2 wonderful ceiling fans with lights. Fantastic. For several months we have been debating how on earth we would ever change the light bulbs when they finally went out. The debate started because I noticed how dusty the ceiling fan blades had become, and then noticed a large accumulation of bugs in one of the globes for fan one.
After 2 years, we finally learned. The bulbs both went out on fan two about a week ago. I'm not sure exactly how high the ceiling is, but too high to reach with the 20 foot ladder we have access to.
Several options were considered to reach the lights and change the bulbs:
1. Rig some kind of platform from the second floor overlooking the great room to lean a ladder against to climb up.
2. Have my brother, a firefighter, and some of his firefighter buddies hold a ladder straight up and let one of them climb up it (a skill they must be able to perform in order to be on the fire department).
3. Acquire and set up scaffolding and place a ladder on top of one level of scaffolding.
4. Don't change the bulbs at all, just wait for the fan one to burn out and purchase lighting for end tables.
I was a fan of option 2 simply to witness this amazing skill, and option 4 because it seemed the most practical of all our choices.
Instead, we went with option 3, modified. We set up 2 levels of scaffolding, climbed up, washed the globes, changed the bulbs, and dusted the fan blades.
So, how many?
2 Kranzes and 1 Powell.
And now you know.